Does your religion offer a sign-up bonus to new converts?

June 5th, 2010 | by admin |


No, which gives me a clue that I am practicing a religion rather than joining a cult or buying a car.

  1. 15 Responses to “Does your religion offer a sign-up bonus to new converts?”

  2. By Fireball226 on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    dont be silly…we dont get paid to go to church!!
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  3. By Horoat on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    Yes, a dagger, free religious writings, holy scarves and a coupon for McDonalds.
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  4. By Bosco A on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    As an agnostic my signing bonus was to remove all guilt from my entire life and I was actually granted freedom and feel liberated.
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  5. By Bri on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    No
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  6. By Jino D on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    Definitely-eternal life-it’s the only bonus I’ve ever received that I never deserved.
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  7. By Jonny on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    Ritualised drinking
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    not just to new converts though

  8. By JefFlyingV on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    Yes Ten Jesus points for each convert, Redeemable in heaven. Hard to collect though.
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  9. By falisrm on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    I’ve had recommendations before to do that. Unfortunately is makes absolutely no sense at all.

    Have you heard about the gas raffle right after church. One raffle a week for free gas! who can possible lose with that?
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  10. By Mary W on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    Yes. It’s called "Salvation."
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  11. By LT3472 on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    No.
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  12. By *tYorNjin on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    No, which gives me a clue that I am practicing a religion rather than joining a cult or buying a car.
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  13. By blue_1534 on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    Sure does, its called heaven. Happy now?
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  14. By Lea S on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    YA…..coupons for FORGIVENESS,REPENTANCE and a personal relationship with God how good does that sound. ALL FREE OF CHARGE!!!! Why are Athiests so set on trying to make christians look bad, why not leave them alone and let them believe what they believe?
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  15. By Ambivalent Bittern *JPA on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    No! Rather on the contrary, it costs real money as well as a lot of time and effort to convert to Judaism.
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  16. By Edge on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

    Yes. We receive eternal life. What more could we want?
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