Choking Victim – Five Finger Discount

April 20th, 2010 | by admin |

A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
which is my favorite, where is my chance
to remove the product and stick it in my pants

cuz I want to see, what’s on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
I am only shopping, but now it’s time to lift
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
the product I’ve selected is concealed against my dick

cuz I want to see, what’s on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it’s like a game
I’m almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I’ve selected slips and crashes to the floor

Five finger discount!

and I want to see, what’s on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it’s like a game
I’m almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I’ve selected slips and crashes to the floor

I get to the door and out the door I slide
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
as I have a little feast of what’s on sale.

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  1. 25 Responses to “Choking Victim – Five Finger Discount”

  2. By weimer495 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    planes trains and …
    planes trains and squatta mobiles

  3. By wojtek122 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    fuck the corporate …
    the corporate world!

  4. By zorgono on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    @318ray o no thats …
    @318ray o no thats not allowed here get out ;)

  5. By dylanwade2020 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    I would like to …
    I would like to think that this song is about survival and not some kids trying to be scumpunks.

    Like me if you haven’t lived on the street and dealt with the struggle of just trying to fill your basic needs you probably have no frame of reference.

  6. By demonicchild13 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    shoplifting. an …
    shoplifting. an anarchist pastime.

  7. By zorgono on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    @deathprimate888 LOL
    @deathprimate888 LOL

  8. By noobingtosurvive on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    @StarEye666
    haha …

    @StarEye666
    haha especially when they ask if ur gunna pay for that xDDD

  9. By Wesley296 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    @deathprimate888 …
    @deathprimate888 lolololololol

  10. By deathprimate888 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    oh yeah lets all be …
    oh yeah lets all be stupid that do every thing that crack smoking puffers tell us to do, then we’ll be real punk rockers, just like everyone else, because were all such individuals.

    communists….

  11. By nayzany on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    My favorite Choking …
    My favorite Choking Victim song.

  12. By StarEye666 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    man i havent …
    man i havent shoplifted in a while.
    the rush from lifting is intense especially when youre close to the door.

  13. By hanzouoftherain on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    @CrazyGerman1794 i …
    @CrazyGerman1794 i hear ya man. its so easy its sad

  14. By XxrdcorepunkxX on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    IT IS too easy. …
    IT IS too easy. i barley even get that oh so good adrenaline rush anymore.

  15. By InsertGoodNameHeree on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    I get to the door …
    I get to the door and out the door I slide
    I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
    I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
    as I have a little feast of what’s on sale.”
    i think everyone feels that way after stealing something. :p

  16. By shadylurker138 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    not just rock music …
    not just rock music, crack rock too man

  17. By Johnisking1 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    I jacked some …
    I jacked some polaroid film from there the other day. some employee was following me out the door and i got sketched out and ran. but nothing happened lol i was probably just paranoid

  18. By misfithobopunk on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    well he said he …
    well he said he dosent smoke crack anymore he didnt say any thing about not doing drugs anymore

  19. By misfithobopunk on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    i did not know how …
    i did not know how he got the name stza until i saw yer comment but i alwase thought he just did his name like the wu tang guys like gza or rza

  20. By CrazyGerman1794 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    Pulled a five …
    Pulled a five finger discount at walmart the other day, it was to easy

  21. By 318ray on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    I love to Five …
    I love to Five Finger Discount on everything yea best song ever and im black lolololol yea ima lovin good rock

  22. By punkrckr3 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    indeed
    indeed

  23. By 21ricky666 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    scott sturgeon
    scott sturgeon

  24. By OpakeArawra2 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    he was probably on …
    he was probably on drugs when he said that

  25. By misfitsruby on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply

    stza said it in an …
    stza said it in an interview that he doesnt do drugs anymore

  26. By OpakeArawra2 on Apr 20, 2010 | Reply


    HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA OHHH…that’s a good one

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