Dilbert: Dogbert’s Discount Brokerage and Tech Support Video
December 31st, 2009 | by admin |
by Scott Adams
Dilbert’s Dogbert takes the worry out of selling stocks and helps those who could help themselves by choose not too.
In Dogbert’s discount Brokerage, Dogbert says, ‘When you open an account you’ll get a free dartboard and a monkey. If your balance drops below five hundred dollars, we’ll order the monkey to kill you. Well, think about it and get back to me.’
In Dogbert’s Tecg Support, Dogbert says, Ill need youre serial number, which is conveniently located inside the unit. Guy says, The sticker says my warranty will be void if I open the case. Dogbert replies, Well, call me if anything changes.
Duration : 0:0:50
25 Responses to “Dilbert: Dogbert’s Discount Brokerage and Tech Support Video”
By callo92089 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
i love how when …
i love how when dogbert stops talking , his mouth slowly slips into nonexistence where it rests and grows more powerful
By goneutt on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
I love that Scott …
I love that Scott Trade turns up as the Ad on this one
By vipirock on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
ha ha! same here!
ha ha! same here!
By Superzaldor on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Funny.
Funny.
By dodgydogman on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
You must have …
You must have thought he was just screaming… all the time..
By norsketown on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
I used to think …
I used to think that when I was a kid.
By cheesenedd on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
till i saw this i …
till i saw this i thought dogberts nose was his mouth in the comic strip
By meekle60 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
omg, thats pure …
omg, thats pure awesome!
By TCFan25 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Just too short to …
Just too short to retain the punchline…..
By WannabeWanderer on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
I’ve had the second …
I’ve had the second one happen to me…
By filipemtx on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
holde your breth
1. …
holde your breth
1.copy paste
2.leave this comment on three different videos
4.if you can holde your breth the while time with out gasping for air your a good kisser
I just did it and it is ing hard.
By CrazyInTheMix613 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Best Comic Ever Made
Best Comic Ever Made
By sardineunderacan on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Dilbert is great …
Dilbert is great comics
and the animated cartoons are even better
By Teskelopus on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
They are animated …
They are animated shorts taken from normal 4 panel comics from newspapers. 4 panels make for a short cartoon.
By foamyfan231 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
what do you mean?
what do you mean?
By joedbro1 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
yeah…well freinds?
yeah…well freinds?
By foamyfan231 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Haha I got you, you …
Haha I got you, you can’t come up with anything. Its fine, I don’t mind that they are short but the cartoons are funny
By joedbro1 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
yeah…well
yeah…well
By joedbro1 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
well, yeah….i …
well, yeah….i guess
By foamyfan231 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
yeah but they are …
yeah but they are pretty funny
By pandbfilms on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
thats the point
thats the point
By franciumdeneobie on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Yeah at least …
Yeah at least Dogbert wouldn’t waste your time.
By flamingotaku on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Yes press F6, see …
Yes press F6, see what happens. It will be glorious! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!
By joedbro1 on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
these are all to …
these are all to short
By PunchingKitty on Dec 31, 2009 | Reply
Now uv started …
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so? scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x